And now we get back to Lemmy's injury with perhaps the strangest comic I've ever made. Some people suggested that I had no idea how guitars or electricty works when he injured himself. I hope they find my knowledge of medicine more accurate.

Follow up comic to arrive on Friday!

-Scott

 Did you think you had seen the last of these guys? 

My brother loves claw machines. This particular idea came about when he won something from a machine and it turned out to be an annoying orange doll. Which we promptly put back into the machine and left without. I like to believe it's still there or some one eventually came with a pair of gloves to pick it up and throw it out.

-Scott

EDIT: Pardon me you lovely individuals, but I'm afraid I've come down with something less than wholesome over what was a very busy weekend. Today's comic will go up tonight or early early early tomorrow morning. Sorry about the delay! :(

Hey, all. Today's comic is a biiit more work intensive than time will allow, and I have work to do, but I didn't want to leave you with nothing, so I streamed some sketch requests. I'll see you all bright and early on Monday!

-Scott 

So while I was working on Friday's comic, I wrote this one in front of about 12 people. For the rest of you this is entirely new and exciting. For those 12 people though, they witnessed history... which is to say it happened a few days ago. I'm pretty sure this will not be in textbooks in 50 years. You don't have to take notes; this will not be on the test.

-Scott

 I didn't want to make a comic where Lemmy was immediately better, so then I figured I'd delve into some tastes and abilities for food. I might expand on this on Monday. Who knows!

-Scott

Annnnd we're done with this silly little arc. I hope you enjoyed it!

Sorry for the delay with this one. I actually went to work on it yesterday and I had somehow lost all the work on this page and a portion of the work I did on the previous update. A bit of a hassle, but I'm happy that I extended one strip into 3 pages in the end. It ended up being far more entertaining and the pages turned out very nice if I do say so myself!

I'll see you again on Friday.

-Scott 

 Part 2! This will finish on Monday. I hope you're enjoying it!

-Scott

Edit: Hey guys. Having technical difficulties with Monday's comic. I seem to have lost it in all of it's entirety and a good portion of this current comic is missing too. It's going to be a bit late. Apologies. Expect it late today or early tomorrow.

Today's update! It started as a 4 panel comic strip that was, I though, merely acceptable. Upon scribbling with it a little more last minute I expanded on it, and it became 8 panels, and one strip became 3 pages. I think it's a suitable replacement, and I hope you do too. It is not often that I laugh at my own drawings, and today is one of these occassions.

-Scott

I'm not saying youtube can't be helpful. I'm just saying you may want to write down whatever it's helping you with and then walk briskly in the opposite direction. 

-Scott

 Bonus Panel:

-Scott

Not much to say, but I've got a few things to plug today! 

I have a guest strip over at Manly Guys doing Manly things for those interested. (also welcome new readers!). My good friend Monica is running an indiegogo campaign! It is funded already, but if you've loved her comics here as I have, why not pick up a book?

Last but not least, if that does not interest you, my pal Dave is in dire need of help. He's incredibly talented, and has made all kinds of fun comics and videos you should be aware of. If you're not feeling up to donating to Monica's book, why not toss some money Dave's way?

I'll see you Monday!

-Scott

Disregard the last panel. I'm sure our newest cast member, N.P.H., will enjoy a long, loved career as himself, and nothing will ever change that. I'm pretty sure that is what is going to happen!

This wasn't intended to be an April Fools comic, but you can take it as one if you'd like. I don't usually participate in April fools because there's typically enough good and bad jokes flying around online without me doing something as well. It doesn't help I am deathly afraid that I'll ruin my website in the process, so there you go! Remember to not believe everything you see today, and try to enjoy yourselves. I'll see you Friday.

-Scott

 I'm sick! Turns out doing charitable things like bursing an abandoned kitten back to health comes with benefits such as coming into contact with whatever the kitten has been in contact with. May you laugh at my misfortune.

I hope everyone who went to PAX this weekend had a blast. I sadly didn't have enough time to make it out there, but I heard it was the best one yet. I'll be at Prime for sure now that I'm working on Extra Credits. If you're looking to meet me in Seattle, I've something you can mark off your very specific to do list. 

-Scott

Remember when this card game was difficult? Yeah! You used to have to play solitaire 50 times in a row before you got a new card! Nerf Royal Flush! Royal flush is fine. Learn to poker.

If you don't know what that means, you are probably fortunate! Blizzard announced a new card game, and aside from now knowing for sure how "hearthstone" is pronounced, I really want to play it. I'd also like to be at PAX, but like all good things, I suppose that will have to wait!

If you're there this weekend, say hello to my friends at Extra Credits and my friend Monica Ray who's on Strip Search!

-Scott

Hey folks, this is Nick. Scott's out of town for the weekend and unable to update as a result. So he asked me to throw a little something together so you still have something to read on this fine Monday morning. As you can tell by reading the comic, I know pretty much everything there is to know about video games, so the difference in quality shouldn't feel too drastic. Next time on the historically accurate Fanboys, Gabe Newell and Shigeru Miyamoto have a guitar knife battle on the top of mount doom, but suddenly Cliffy B takes sides and shifts the axis of power.

 I love tf2. I'm not sure if that's evident or not, and I do love how Valve has kept the game alive and relevant for as long as they have for no extra cost to me, but every time I see a black scotsman with a garish pink afro that's on fire, the artist inside of me dies a little. What was once a beautiful game based of World War 2 era American illustration art is now a breeding ground for promotional hats. At least it's still fun, so I can't complain too much!

Enjoy Dota 2's art style while you still can! When portal 3 comes out, everyone will be wearing orange jump suits with golden wigs that glow with rainbows. 

-Scott

Born from talking with other artists during a google hangout session, I bring you today's comic.

Does anyone besides me just enter random information when looking at M rated game videos? I think the only time I entered correct information was when I turned 18 because I was tickled pink to be able to enter a virtual gas station, and be of age to buy digital cigarettes. A week later Game Trailers was again told I was what was probably a very old man wanting to see large grunting men with chainsaws.

-Scott

PS4 announced! Kinda! So naturally I marked it with a comic about a guy who plays nintendo games? Look, it felt appropriate okay? I'll write more about Sony's conference on Monday. Till then!

-Scott 

My sink clogged last week, so I made a comic out of it. This was perhaps a poor decision. At any rate, we are now updating as per the usual update schedule! I'll see you all on Friday!

-Scott

 Hey, guys! I'm still recovering from the move. Today's probably the first day that I'm not still sore from all the lifting, so you'll have to pardon my tardiness.

That said I am working on a comic! I am just also working catching up on about 4 days of work I've lost this week from the vaudeville act that has been the previous week. That means deadlines I'm struggling to meet with people who are not as quite as understanding or as handsome as you, my dear readers. This is me flattering you because you're worth it.

There shall be a comic tonight, and then normal updates to follow! See you soon!

-Scott